Dishy Talk With Joan and Melissa Rivers!


For my newest column, my two favorite yentas — Joan and Melissa Rivers — engaged me in some scandalously good conversation.

Among the esteemed topics:

*Whether Joan is still smoking pot, as seen on their WE reality show

*The truth behind the reports that Melissa is dating a porn guy

*How Joan would feel if Melissa went into stand-up comedy

*How Joan feels about living in Melissa’s basement

*What racy things Betty White said to Joan about various male stars who died last year

*Why they can’t have a three-way with me.

And on and on, as you praise the gods of high comedy that these two Rivers intersect.

Can we talk? Well, yes, we can, and we most certainly did.

Now give it a listen and you’ll feel strangely cleansed.