Kardashian Mother’s Book Gets Rave Reviews!


From her children!

On the back cover of the brand-new literary epic Kris Jenner … And All Things Kardashian, there’s a whole mess of gushy, ecstatic blurbs.

From critics?

No, from Kris’s kids!

The ones she nurtured and guided into a life of “reality” spectacle, scandal, and moolah.

Here are the adoring quotes from Kris’s well-trained brood:

“My mom is my best friend; I thought I knew everything about her until I read this book!” —Kim Kardashian

“My mom has raised us to be very family oriented. Everything we do is as a family. Don’t worry about all the superficial things going on around this world because at the end of the day you have your family.” —Rob Kardashian

“My mom amazes me every single day. In her book you will see how she manages to do it all!” —Kourtney Kadrdashian

“My mother has always been such an inspiration to me and in my life. I’m so excited for the world to finally get a small glimpse into my mom’s past and how incredibly hands-on she is with her children.” —Khloe Kardashian Odom

Glad to see the obedient little Kardashes can sing Mom’s praises on command.

My favorite comment is Rob’s about how they’ve learned to ignore all the superficial things in the world. They are all the superficial things in the world.